Yellowstone: Blow Already – Vinyl Sticker
Tired of bills? Global warming? Group texts? Let Yellowstone do what it was born to do—ERUPT. This sticker is for those of us just waiting for the supervolcano to clock in and punch humanity’s timecard once and for all. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or bunker wall and remind the world that Mother Nature has the ultimate "unsubscribe" button.
Printed on high-opacity vinyl, this beauty is apocalypse-ready. It’s durable, impossible to see through, and applies smoother than a doomsday cult recruiter at Coachella. No bubbles. No drama. Just vibes… hot magma vibes.
Specs:
– Bubble-free application (unlike society)
– Hides your poor life choices (or old bumper stickers)
Just clean the surface first. Even Yellowstone has some standards.
Ready to say, “Screw it, blow it”? Slap this sticker on and join the club.
Tired of bills? Global warming? Group texts? Let Yellowstone do what it was born to do—ERUPT. This sticker is for those of us just waiting for the supervolcano to clock in and punch humanity’s timecard once and for all. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or bunker wall and remind the world that Mother Nature has the ultimate "unsubscribe" button.
Printed on high-opacity vinyl, this beauty is apocalypse-ready. It’s durable, impossible to see through, and applies smoother than a doomsday cult recruiter at Coachella. No bubbles. No drama. Just vibes… hot magma vibes.
Specs:
– Bubble-free application (unlike society)
– Hides your poor life choices (or old bumper stickers)
Just clean the surface first. Even Yellowstone has some standards.
Ready to say, “Screw it, blow it”? Slap this sticker on and join the club.
Tired of bills? Global warming? Group texts? Let Yellowstone do what it was born to do—ERUPT. This sticker is for those of us just waiting for the supervolcano to clock in and punch humanity’s timecard once and for all. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or bunker wall and remind the world that Mother Nature has the ultimate "unsubscribe" button.
Printed on high-opacity vinyl, this beauty is apocalypse-ready. It’s durable, impossible to see through, and applies smoother than a doomsday cult recruiter at Coachella. No bubbles. No drama. Just vibes… hot magma vibes.
Specs:
– Bubble-free application (unlike society)
– Hides your poor life choices (or old bumper stickers)
Just clean the surface first. Even Yellowstone has some standards.
Ready to say, “Screw it, blow it”? Slap this sticker on and join the club.