“Fraternization: A Career-Limiting Move” – Vinyl Sticker
Ah yes, Navy fraternization, the timeless tale of love, poor judgment, and paperwork. This sticker immortalizes the chaotic beauty of mixing rank with romance, where every glance is a gamble and every text message could be Exhibit A.
Perfect for anyone who’s witnessed that "we’re just friends" duo get surprise-transferred 48 hours after the khaki started smiling too much. Stick it on your locker, water bottle, or the Command's "Don't Do This" board.
Printed on high-opacity vinyl, this sticker is as durable as your denial and as untraceable as a deleted chat thread (allegedly). It hides mistakes, just not the ones in your personnel file.
Specs:
– Bubble-free application, unlike your last command rumor
– Opaque enough to cover even your NJP paperwork
Pro tip: Clean the surface before applying—just like you should’ve cleaned your chain of command out of your dating pool.
Slap this bad boy on and wear your cautionary tale with pride.
Ah yes, Navy fraternization, the timeless tale of love, poor judgment, and paperwork. This sticker immortalizes the chaotic beauty of mixing rank with romance, where every glance is a gamble and every text message could be Exhibit A.
Perfect for anyone who’s witnessed that "we’re just friends" duo get surprise-transferred 48 hours after the khaki started smiling too much. Stick it on your locker, water bottle, or the Command's "Don't Do This" board.
Printed on high-opacity vinyl, this sticker is as durable as your denial and as untraceable as a deleted chat thread (allegedly). It hides mistakes, just not the ones in your personnel file.
Specs:
– Bubble-free application, unlike your last command rumor
– Opaque enough to cover even your NJP paperwork
Pro tip: Clean the surface before applying—just like you should’ve cleaned your chain of command out of your dating pool.
Slap this bad boy on and wear your cautionary tale with pride.
Ah yes, Navy fraternization, the timeless tale of love, poor judgment, and paperwork. This sticker immortalizes the chaotic beauty of mixing rank with romance, where every glance is a gamble and every text message could be Exhibit A.
Perfect for anyone who’s witnessed that "we’re just friends" duo get surprise-transferred 48 hours after the khaki started smiling too much. Stick it on your locker, water bottle, or the Command's "Don't Do This" board.
Printed on high-opacity vinyl, this sticker is as durable as your denial and as untraceable as a deleted chat thread (allegedly). It hides mistakes, just not the ones in your personnel file.
Specs:
– Bubble-free application, unlike your last command rumor
– Opaque enough to cover even your NJP paperwork
Pro tip: Clean the surface before applying—just like you should’ve cleaned your chain of command out of your dating pool.
Slap this bad boy on and wear your cautionary tale with pride.